Scott The Robot

I’m TAing right now and I’m super bored. Let me hare with you a sexist joke(my favorite kind)

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Have a good day.

First of all, I would like to personally apologize- I have neglected to update the site for some time. I have been busy trying to organize this whole ScottThePodcast thing, which has halfway fallen through due to lack of funding. I have a system in my mind, which would make this whole podcasting thing tons easier. However, it costs a good $300- Which is not too bad, some would say, but I do say. The second problem is content. Although I am somewhat of a creative genius (Thank you, Thank you!), I am NOT an endless well. I need help! Patrick is reluctant to come up with content. I used to have about 3 shows planned out in MS Word, but they somehow managed to find their way onto an external drive- which is not in my hands. Once those surface, STPC will be in business. Once I come up with a little money, we will be in high-quality-podcast business.

Either way, I promise that STRB will make it up to you, loyal internet. We have a surprise in the wings- which is exciting- however a nothing at the same time. We just have to get clearance from the person who gave it to us to put it online. It will be good.

Scott

Here is the study guide.

http://www.scotttherobot.com/StudyGuide.pdf

Yes! It is the epic video that literally swept the nation. Introduced by Digg and 4Chan, this video made the #1 spot on YouTube with in ONE DAY. Soon, it was OVER NINE THOUSAND! Sorry for the memes. But really, it is amazing. Liz Lemon references Chocolate Rain in 30 Rock season 2 episode “Seinfeld Vision.” Remember, ** I move away from the mic to breathe in.

Next time: Tay’s cover of “Never Gonna Give You Up”

This is a test of Twitter from STRB! Follow us on Twitter by visiting us at http://twitter.com/scotttherobot and clicking “Follow”! Isn’t this great! Now all STRB Updates will be sent directly to your mobile phone and other mobile devices! Just what we’ve always wanted!

-STRB

I Want You Inside

APRIL FOOLS, these dudes suck Hannah Montanas…. nevermind. Anyway. Really? Look at how the dude in the center (jeff, chris, astrid, kelly..???) has his right foot. And look how he straddles that mic stand! And you preps tell me to look at the hair!?! Come ON! Anyway. OK. I GOT YOU!

She needs to be ctrl atl deleted from my life.

oh oh oh oh

This month’s song is the greatest song since Womanizer by Britney Spears. SINGLE LADIES!!! Oh oh oh oh/oh oh oh oh/oh oh oh oh oh! The song is not that good, considering that it is so repetitive, but the video makes up for it with its crazy dance moves and signature head bob/hand utilization.

heard of it? have one? if not: get one. 

What is it? Amazing. If you want a longer answer, I’d suggest a wiki. Once you join and set up your account, I would strongly recommend following these tumblelogs:

Movie of the Week. Has quotes, pictures, trivia crap about movies.

Harry Potter tumblelog. If you don’t follow this, I will cut you.

Fuck Yeah Puppies. because who doesn’t like puppies?

and my personal favorite: Ragetoons. I often quote these. 

I LOVE TOSTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other than that, follow whoever you’d like and you will come across wonders of the world like so:

I hope you all enjoy my posts of amazing that the internet presents.

i’m back from the dead and I bring you a post of seriousness.

FML, or “fuck my life” a website where people submit their shitty life stories. my favorite, so far, being:

“Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML”

this because christian bale has been made relevant

also, go here and leave comments and shit because it’s what i do for kicks. Also, I want money so if you want you can give me some of that, too.

Well, it’s that time of year again! The time for purchasing things!

This is what I need: I want to buy a Dell Mini 9- so DONATE so I can post an AWESOME review for all of you!

Here is something new. Search Google from here and make us money! Thats right! Do it! Thanks.

For some reason, he has not yet gone away. After being asked about running for office one day he said, “I don’t know if the American public deserves me.”

Wow.

So, I couldn’t do it.  I could not use Windows 7 for everything. Multiple factors could have influenced this, but what it surmounts to is that there is a lack of Flash support, a lack of working audio, and a lack of support for pretty much everything else that I do.

Oh well. Maybe by the time it hits retail it will be better. It also just may be that I cannot stand to not use my precious Apple products. That must be it.

When Patrick buys a netbook, he can give it a whirl, because he is used to Vista.

Scott

I consider myself a consumer. A big, fat, carbon-emitting consumer. Some may say that my purchasing habits are dangerous, to myself and the ones around me. Well, I have to tell you that my habits are no worse than your mothers. Oh, ka-zing! When I buy a computer, I usually buy it used. When I buy some peripherals, (like a monitor, an iSub) I usually buy them used as well, saving the environment much carbon.

I came upon this question this morning, as I was using my latest acquisition. How do I define the usefulness of old tech? Of the obsolete?
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